"If chicken little tells you that the sky is falling, and even if it wasn't would you still come crawling back again?"

(name that quote.)

Ok so wall street died not too long ago, rip little buddy.
The NYSE is apparently correlated to the success of the Yankees.
Crazy mobs are forming at political functions.
The country seems more divided than in recent years.

but...

we can always count on

CHEESECAKE you mother effer.
I effing love cheesecake. if you haven't had a slice in awhile I suggest you do. The creamy goodness of the most righteous slice of your favourite kind is unmatched. The way it melts in your mouth and the flavor, the bloody flavor, how it takes you over and you get the cool shake all over your body. Plus the power of cheesecake has stopped wars and has been known to cure depression.
So when your watching tonight's debate and you feel like, hell the sky IS falling, make sure you have that trusted slice of cheesecake at your side to cure those worries.