Wednesday, February 4, 2009

hilary duff: "old people are gross"


in the wake of getting sonned by fay dunawaye, hilary duff has bared her big ass teef like an angry labradoodle and sunk them into dunawaye's once rotund ass (have you ever seen the thomas crown affair?) during an appearance on e's the daily ten, duff explains that she wasn't much bothered by the legend's less than flattering comments, that she'd be mad if she looked like that too, and that most hilary duff fans don't know who faye dunawaye is anyway. yeah, no sh*t, duff beer, because most of your fans are nine years old and incapable of imagining that a there was a world that existed before 1998. maybe you should just fed-ex her a copy of "a cinderella story" or your scene stealing work in the "cheaper by the dozen" series. honestly, she's old man, just take it on that big chin and go record a rap album about it. actually, nah, don't.

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