April 1st, The Worst Day of the Year.

Today is the day everyone tries to be cute by attempting to make you believe in something that just isn't true. Not Fun.

I like to play pranks on others: pull a chair from underneath someone, slip a Viagra in their food, taser them while they are taking a shower, or even duck tape them to their bed while they sleep. All fun pranks.

What sucks is a day dedicated to pranks. When half the country is trying to trick you you don't know what to believe. This is scary. Who can you trust? I prefer to stay in on April 1st, if only to limit the trickery. Imagine getting pulled over by a cop today. What happens if it's not a cop, but a person playing an April Fools joke on you, but you pay the ticket anyway.

Last year I was buying a Slurpee, the guy at the register told me that it would be $100. Upon seeing the shock on my face the dude smiled and said "April Fools!" I put the Slurpee down and walked away.

This not my kinda day.