Sunday, November 30, 2008

Sunday Night Jam

az ft. nas - serious

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Sunday Night Jam

The Black Crowes - Jealous Again
What the hell was Chris Robinson thinking when he got with Kate Hudson?
the dude is too cool for her.

Tim the Tool Man Taylor

Things are bad. Things are going to get worse.


With that said, we need some options to fix this mess and handing out more money to poorly run businesses is not the answer. It's sorta like putting a band-aid on two gun shot wounds.

In the south it is common practice to set fire to your lawn every few years. This helps return the nutrients to the ground and in a matter of weeks your grass is growing back greener and stronger than ever before. That is what we must do to our economy, set fire to it.

President-elect Obama is building a very smart team of economic advisers with extensive knowledge. This is a welcome change, but I am fearful that they won't bring any drastic changes or a new approach. This makes the possibility of stepping in this same pile of doo doo brown all the greater.

What we need are new ideas and a new focus. I propose that we invest our money is a high speed rail system that runs throughout the country.

Such a project, derived from an original idea from my dad, would create over one million jobs and in the long run reduce our dependency on oil.
With over one million people from all over the country working together, the project could be completed in 10 years.
This idea will cost a pretty penny, but it is a safer bet than giving money to three auto companies that were struggling to keep their heads above water before this whole mess.

Imagine traveling from New York to Miami on a 300mph train in 5hrs. That is about equal to flying when you consider all the preparation required and will cost half the price.

plus it would be fun to hang on to the roof.

Friday, November 21, 2008

God knows they're squinters


Now I know there has been speculation about this for quite some time, but it seems like my dreams finally may be coming true. According to the Hollywood Reporter, we may be one step closer to seeing an Arrested Development movie. Creator Mitch Hurwitz and Ron Howard have reportedly signed deals to develop the project with Fox Searchlight and Imagine. Hurwitz will write and direct, with help from Howard.

Obama in the Oval Office. Gob Bluth on the big screen. November has been a good month for America.

Really??



The national media is abuzz about the video footage above in which Sarah Palin conducts an interview while turkeys are being slaughtered behind her. She's either clinically retarded or just that much of a redneck. Granted, I'm no tree-hugging vegan, I'm a happy carnivore that will gladly consume his fair share of turkey this Thursday, but I don't want to watch the damn things being killed on TV. Even the guy doing the slaughtering in the background seems to be perplexed as to why it's being caught on film.

Gotta give the mother of Trig credit though, she has successfully managed to NOT GO AWAY yet, turning the most non-newsworthy stories into big headlines.

As Charles Barkley would say...


turrible, turrible, turrible.

I have yet to figure out why NBA players dress so horribly. It's particularly unsettling when it deals with the G.O.A.T. For his sake, I hope he's at least rocking the Jordan XIs with that shiny ass suit.

Email of the Year


dude tried to pay for his utility bill with a drawing of a spider. dumb and funny as hell.
read email here.